#destiny eido

[i-hug-exploder-shanks]

Destiny 2 Incorrect Quotes: Eido and Mithrax- Mall Edition

Mithrax (peering into a pet store): ...These small creatures look like they would perish if hugged. Eido: They would. Mithrax (whispering): I must resist. Eido (holding up sunglasses): These are called “aviators.” They make people look cool. Mithrax (putting them on over his helmet): Do I now radiate swag, daughter? Eido: ...You radiate something.

Mithrax (in the food court): These fried... dough spirals. What are they? Eido: Cinnamon rolls. Mithrax (eating one whole): I am reborn. Eido: Okay, we each get one treat. One. Mithrax (returning with six bags): I have misunderstood the assignment. Eido: Father, you bought every candle in the shop. Mithrax: This one smells like “dreams.” It is called “marshmallow clouds.” I will never be the same. Eido (picking up a shirt): This says “Slay Queen.” What’s that mean? Mithrax: ...A title of noble conquest? Eido: ...Buying it. Mithrax (staring at escalator): It moves, yet it is a stair. Eido: Do not challenge it, Father. Mithrax (gripping rail nervously): It is unnatural and I do not trust it. Eido: Do you think Zavala would wear this? Mithrax (holding up a bucket hat that says “Commander of the Grill”): It is perfect. He would cry tears of confusion. Mithrax (in a novelty store): This mug says “World’s Okayest Dad.” Should I be insulted? Eido: It’s sarcasm. Humans weaponize it in the name of affection. Mithrax: Then I am flattered and confused. Eido: You can’t wear cargo shorts over your armor. Mithrax (already wearing them): I have so many pockets now. Eido (facepalming): Why did you challenge the arcade claw machine to honorable combat? Mithrax (shaking the machine): It mocked me. I will have the frog plush, or I will have vengeance. Mall Security: Sir, you can’t disassemble the gumball machine. Eido: We’re so sorry. Mithrax (with fistful of gum): IT DID NOT HONOR OUR AGREEMENT. Eido (smirking): You’re enjoying yourself. Mithrax (carrying 12 shopping bags and a boba tea): I am thriving in this strange retail battlefield. Mithrax: Let us bring back a gift for Saint and Osiris. Eido: What about this matching apron set that says “Grill Daddy” and “Grill Husband” Mithrax (already paying): Yes.

[tarakanpaintedpurple]

Yeah… maybe check what you’re brewing Bud.

[kiiyome-art]

Happy Festival of The Lost guardians! 🎃

To celebrate, Eido has done excessive research on costumes and has evaluated which one suits her the best for this year :)

[depressoexpo]

Some of my fav older destiny doodles I love destiny so much some of theses are from 22

[sanchomps]

snip snip

[vrillopurpura]

[Insect-like chattering]

It's pretty old, but I realized that this fit here perfectly.

[crab-crime-enthusiast]

Was checking back over the transcribed lines from the Episode Revenant audio dump and realised i left out two lines from this interaction, so I went back and fixed it. Little sibling vibes 2!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: I didn't datamine these myself. They all come from a dump of dialogue datamined from this season, and I only post them because they didn't make it into the game proper.

Big thanks to @/ruthlesslistener/ahamkara-apologist for scrubbing through and transcribing all the unused/bugged voicelines!

[thewildnopeboat]

Guardian, pulling out the checklist: okay, so... ah gross.

Ghost: What? *zooms over to their shoulder and looks over* Ew...

Eido: Is there something that is the matter, Baron?

Guardian: Clovis's area?

Eido: Oh yes! I have detected som- *insert nerding out*

Guardian: *cringing* still there?

Ghost: He sometimes hijackes the radio frequencies and bombards us with useless facts about how great he precieves himself.

Eido: Oh? I have not received any, and Spider has not reported any issues with his detection squads...

Guardian: Sonofa BITCH

Variks: Language.

Eido: That was english.

[tiredarts-sketchbook]

I was hit with a vision

[awokennerd]

Eido! Had to draw her soon after completing act 1 of this episode. It's just based on a screenshot I took while playing to try some colors for some of the things in her tonic lab. There will definitely be more Eido art coming soon!

[theavocadojam]

Eido you sweet child.

[tarakanpaintedpurple]

Something something get ready fir transmat

Get it?

Fir?

[askmj2]

Memory: The Tonic

MJ-2: so you want me to make to try brewing up a tonic according to this recipe

Eido: that's right

MJ-2: can't see where this goes wrong

Queens:...why am I feeling like you just jinx it

MJ-2: don't be like that , nothing too bad is gonna happen

*MJ-2 Brews the tonic and drinks it*

MJ-2: see I'm fi- *he proceeds to turn into a chicken*

Queens:...by the traveller......give me strength

*MJ turns back into himself shortly after*

MJ-2:.........

Eido: are you okay?

MJ-2: this never leaves the room.... agreed?

Eido: ... understandable

[kinadestiny2]

First time meeting their friends

[crimsonmischief]

Eido is so cute 🥰

We must operate out of the Last City for now. And so...welcome to my tonic shop.

[gaurdibuja]

No matter what, he will return, not because of the light, but because he wants to live.